Thursday, 23 April 2015

Breaking News: Boko Haram Stricks Again

BOKO HARAM STRIKES AGAIN...
Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can't escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an
alphabetical order of names, starting
with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what's your
name? pastor said Zechariah
Zwingina. the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders. The first
one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji
Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They
approached the choir and the first
chorister out of fear pointed to the
organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.�:) :)
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

#laugh, it is good medicine #� :) :)

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